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Steal ASMR! Tier List

Editorial bands of captured cash per second. Conditions are not normalized, Lollipop is excluded, and the game has no official S–D ranks.

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How the bands were cut

S is the $65M and $74.98M readings. A is the $30M to $36.79M readings. B is Steak at $482.61K/s. C is the thousands per second. D is under $1,000/s. A higher condition of a low name could move bands. These cuts only sort the copies that were seen.

Which Steal ASMR! boards are on this hub?

Two jobs, two lists. Open a child page for the long table. This hub is the snapshot.

Tierincome12 ranked rows.

S tier

incomeWater SlimeUI reading: OK, $74.98M/s. Highest captured payout. One instance.

Player decision Keep it if the toy in your base still shows a number in this range. An OK label did not stop it out-earning the Eternal Index row in the capture.

incomeS'mores CatIndex panel: Eternal rarity, $65.00M/s. No OK-to-Flawless condition on that panel.

Player decision Place it when you have it. Compare the live number with Water Slime rather than assuming Eternal is always first.

A tier

incomeClay FruitsUI reading: Great, $36.79M/s. Lava zone location is reported.

Player decision Keep any copy that still pays in the tens of millions. Confirm the zone in game before you path only for Lava.

incomeRainbow OrbeezLucky Spin prize at Flawless, $30.00M/s, on a 4% segment.

Player decision Take it when the wheel hits. Do not buy spins solely from the 4% figure unless you accept long odds.

B tier

incomeSteakUI reading: Good, $482.61K/s.

Player decision Best of the sub-million captures. Keep it until a million-per-second toy needs the slot.

C tier

incomeBriocheUI reading: OK, $16.07K/s.

Player decision Fine as a first-hour earner. Delete it before you delete Steak or anything in the millions.

incomePancakesUI reading: OK, $3.28K/s.

Player decision Temporary slot filler.

incomeCrackable EggsUI reading: OK, $2.27K/s.

Player decision Same role as Pancakes. Replace it early.

D tier

incomeSoapUI reading: Good, $650/s.

Player decision Delete first when a C-tier or better toy needs space. Good condition did not make this a keeper.

incomeMousse BreadTwo Good copies: $473/s and $479/s.

Player decision If you own both, keep the higher number only until a better name exists. Do not average them.

incomeNeedoUI reading: Perfect, $445/s.

Player decision Do not protect it because the condition word is Perfect. The payout is still a D-tier reading.

incomePeanutUI reading: OK, $210/s. Epic was reported separately.

Player decision First delete on a full plot among verified rows.

FAQ

Steal ASMR! ranking questions

Is Water Slime better than S'mores Cat?

The OK Water Slime copy read $74.98M/s and the Eternal S'mores Cat Index row read $65.00M/s. That is two captures, not a rule for every future copy.

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